My bat shit crazy friend…

……..is giving me some inspiration. I feel I am ready to go out there and be ready to accept a date. Without having a nervous breakdown. OK, MAYBE not have a nervous breakdown.

I had an interesting conversation with a man on Friday. He would like me to join ‘them’ (Whoever ‘them’ is) for trivia night. I think this would be fun. He told me the questions that were missed last week. I answered them. He wants me on their team. *laughs*

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I can’t this Thursday night as it is my daughter’s birthday and my other daughter’s night to do Homeland Security paperwork. We are going to a place that has been in continuous business as a restaurant since 1878. I’ve not had a bad meal there yet.

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Why do I have a gif of a bat flying around? Because of Jad being ‘bat shit crazy’?

No, because for the first time in a number of years, I had one of the little ‘fu******s’ flying around IN MY HOUSE!!

I do not mind them outside flying around my yard. In fact, if I knew how to ENCOURAGE that, I would. They have a huge appetite for skeeters.

However, flying around INSIDE my house is highly discouraged! I just sat huddled in the corner of the couch while the cat and dog both halfheartedly jumped at it. Then my SIL came down and soon he had it caught. Out the door it went.

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I don’t like the way they hiss at me and show those fangs.

Gotta love my spam emails.  “Find exotic Asian girls in E*******!!”

Um, the population of my town? 524 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahah!!! The only exotic Asian girl in MY town was my daughter from last year!! Earn was stunning and I miss her so much.

I will be having a funeral soon, I’m afraid. My crazy Scottish friend (sister to my auntie) is not doing well at all. I stopped to see her a few weeks ago. She was sleeping. I don’t know how long she’ll be. I am already mourning her as she cannot communicate anymore.

I love you, Numpty and hug my Nick for me!

Y’all have a great week!

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10 thoughts on “My bat shit crazy friend…

  1. I would have a heart attack if a bat was flying around in my house! How did it get in? If you can figure that out, you might want to block its entrance, unless of course he came in the front door along with you 🙂

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    1. My house is 102 years old. I have bats in my belfry. I used to get a couple a week in my living room. I will take one every couple years now. He keeps the skeeter population down.

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      1. Oh I bet that is a cool house being that old. I don’t want any bats so they can all stay up there with you 😉 A little boy over in Orlando just died from rabies , he was bitten by a bat that his dad had caught. It was pretty unavoidable though from what I gather and then the dad didn’t make him get the shots to prevent it.

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    1. is ok. I should find how to edit comments on here. I know on Facebook it’s so simple yet everyone chooses not to do it…..I am a Grammar Nazi!!

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